Premier League Round 5: Saturday. Crap predictions from a crap pundit

A regular schedule after the European matches (Champions & Europe League). Can be tough for the teams who played during the week and have an additional game. Be on the look out for sluggish appearences from Spurs, Liverpool, Everton, Arsenal, City, United, Chelsea.

Friday. 15 September
Bournemouth 2:1 Brighton Hove Albion.
A friday night game! First half was complete shit. I didn’t watch. Watched with one-eye the second half… Bournemouth got a needed win. Jordan Ibe the difference. I had no prediction.

Saturday. 16 September
Crystal Palace v. Southampton
This is going to be a shit show. Roy Hodgson first game back.Palace just fired their manager… It’s going to be ugly. Going with Talent here. Southampton are better. Let’s hope Palace score a goal.
Palace 1:2 Southampton

Huddersfield v. Leicester
Battle of the Dogs. I like this game. I pulling for Huddersfield. I think this will be a Leicester win.
Terriers 1:2 Foxes

Liverpool v. Burnley
This is a must win game for Liverpool. Vital that Liverpool show they can unlock a team that bunkers in. Burnley will be a test.
Reds 2:1 Bees

Newcastle United v. Stoke
Ugh. Shit game. I like Newcastle at home here. Stoke will feel good after their United draw.
Magpies 1:0 Potters

Watford v. Manchester City
City are coming into their own. Scored 9 goals in their last 2 games. Watford may get put to the sword. This is a good barometer game. I’d like to see City be clinical and put a statement down. Smoke these punks
Wasps 0:2 Cityzens

West Bromwich Albion v. West Ham
Western Derby… Pulis is going to drill his team HARD after their poor performance last week. West Ham will pay. I see a draw here.
Baggies 1:1 Hammers

Tottenham Hotspur v. Swansea
I am worried for Spurs here. I think they win, but it will be a struggle. Wembley, after a big game verse Dortmund. Swansea was livid after their loss at home last week. Clement will have them rearing to go!
Spurs 1:0 Swans